Why did it take me so long to realize this? There are no consequences to my actions anymore! No matter what I do literally nothing bad can happen to me. I’m like a white male U.S. senator.
(Source: maeby-funke, via breathy)
“The home of the great bewilderbeast. The alpha species. One of the very few that still exist. Every nest has its queen but this is the king of all dragons. With his icy breath, this graceful giant built our nest; a safe haven for dragons everywhere. We all live under his care and his command.”
(Source: snowydragons, via tomhiddlestoff)
I’m 5 foot 7, and I’ve got pasty white skin. I don’t think I’m ugly, don’t get me wrong, but I’m not your classic lead man, Brad Pitt guy.
(Source: buckynat, via axljohnsons)
My guilty pleasure would have to be doing nothing. I am an excellent time waster. I mean we’re talking like days. I could just do nothing.
(Source: kinginthenorths, via uglywerewolf)